I really shouldn't tell people my life story. The girl serving me at Starbuck's doesn't need to hear that the reason that I am requesting that our spinach and feta pretzel and chocolate chip oreo brownie be cut in half is because my stepdaughter's father gets pissed off when I feed her anytime shortly before I drop her off at his house. Her dad likes to cook and he likes his daughter to eat what he cooks and not sit there at the table with a long face staring at a full plate of food that he has just worked his ass off in the kitchen to prepare and spent eight hours before that at a job that he doesn't really care for to get the money to buy the food that he has just prepared for her to stare at.
Once I have explained all this to the girl behind the counter, I begin to tell her that I am diabetic and that is another reason why it is best that she cut everything in half for us. "I can't have a whole pretzel and a whole brownie," I want to tell her, "it will drive my blood sugar level up." I keep my mouth shut, though. This woman is not interested in hearing about my diabetes. She is interested in microwaving the pretzel, cutting it in half, cutting the brownie in half and handing me the two plates that she has just put the food on.
She is polite, but probably only because she has to be.
It's a couple of days later,now, and I'm at dinner with my love. I'm impatient; she's not. I've forgotten that I ordered a double cappuchino. A good cappuchino takes awhile to make and obviously a double cappuchino takes longer that a single one to make. A classy joint, like the one that we're sitting in, will serve no cappuchino before it's time.
The waiter asked me if I would like a nice glass of wine or a tasty martini before dinner. I wanted to ask him if he would bail me out of jail. Instead, as I always do when dining out, I asked for multiple lemons for my water. The waiter brought a nice little bowl full of them. I told him that I was addicted to lemons and I started to say that "my name is Mikel and I am addicted to lemons," but I decided to spare him that.
I asked my love if she had a pen in her purse. She didn't. My love's purse is huge and she probably had everything else in it that you can think of. I had to get up and go to the bar and ask the bartender for a pen. He gave me a weird look like I'm supposed to order something that will kill me or black me out and incarcerate me from him, not something that is very theraputic and live giving at some level.
I'm not doing my job, if I don't have at least three pens on me, two ballpoint and one sharpee. I shouldn't have to ask bartenders for a pen. I shouldn't have to ask bartenders for anything. Bartenders dispense what is poison for me.