Six Bucks For Popcorn
by Mikel K

I don't much understand why people stand with their noses pressed against the glass, at the car wash, watching their car get washed. It seems to me to be as futile an endeavor as watching an elephant at the zoo. You see flies hover over the animal; maybe he takes a shit and you paid twenty bucks for a ticket to get in to see this plus six or so bucks for popcorn.