Scout came home from school today, as usual, and as usual I asked her how here day was.

"The usuual," she said as she usually says.

"Nothing fun or exciting," said I.

"Well this kid puked in my first class and they took their time cleaning it up," she said. "And then we had second period in the same classroom and it stunk just as bad as it did during the first period before they cleaned it up."

I said, "do you want me to call the school and yell at somebody?"

"Yes," she said. "I do."